DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: AFRAID,FLY SAFE,SURRENDER YOURSELF TO US. the T.S....

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: AFRAID,FLY SAFE,SURRENDER YOURSELF TO US. the T.S....: "Happy Holiday's, It's that time of the year to visit loved ones across the country, the crisp air, egg nog, football, holiday turkey with al..."

AFRAID,FLY SAFE,SURRENDER YOURSELF TO US. the T.S.A.a.k.a.H.L.S.

Happy Holiday's, It's that time of the year to visit loved ones across the country, the crisp air, egg nog, football, holiday turkey with all the trimmings! MMMMMMM..mmm.

Well if you plan on flying, Your friends at T.S.A. a.k.a. H.L.S. what you to know you will be flying those friendly skies free of FEAR ! Thanks to our full body scanner 3000. We can detect any anomaly that may be hidden under clothing, using x RAY VISION! Like those black horn rimmed glasses with the vortex eyes that beat nik was wearing you saw on the back of comic books next to the bag of army men for .99 cents only BETTER! And guys if you have a small penis, bent pecker, dangling balls, or mini nuts, a monkey tail, colostomy bag or other embarrassing body parts or medical devise. Or you Gals with embarrassing body fat, jelly rolls,muffin hips fried eggs for titties, or miss matched CHI CHI'S, bolt ons, scars, wrinkles,super long HOO HA lips, KOOTER Wig's,or so many piercings you can feel the magnetic pull from the moon. we can almost,petty sure, maybe,50/50 coin toss,possibly,most certainly,fingers crossed,guarantee that your privacy will be handled  discreetly. Unless you find your body image on Facebook, E bay or Twitter.And don't be a punk about radiation, it's no more than if you stuck your head in a microwave for a minute. Stop being a whiny bitch. Because if you don't  THE TERRORISTS WIN. Or you can be a pussy and OPT OUT. We will round up you civil dissidents for a full body PAT DOWN!Because if you don't THE TERRORISTS WIN. No one will escape our TOTAL and COMPLETE body search.No man, No woman, No child, the elderly or disabled.WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT YOU. OBEY! Because if you don't THE TERRORISTS WIN. We are here to PROTECT you.OBEY. We are the GOVERNMENT. TRUST US.  Thank you for your cooperation from your flying friendly family at T.S.A. a.k.a. H.L.S.  HappyHoliday's!                                                          F#*k flying I'm gonna take the train.                  

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: New Pilot Hunting Show !

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: New Pilot Hunting Show !: "Hello Everybody! and welcome to our NEW show! OUTDOOR HUNT 'D' HUNTER with your hosts Buck and Stag. 'I'm Buck' and 'I'm Stag'. On today's..."

New Pilot Hunting Show !

Hello Everybody! and welcome to our NEW show!  OUTDOOR HUNT 'D' HUNTER with your hosts Buck and Stag. "I'm Buck" and  "I'm Stag". On today's show we're gonna give you a glimpse of the pray,"the homo sapien". A large and brutish beast, and some inside hunting tips on bagging a large one. Also we've got the inside skinny on 2 new updated products from your furry friends at R.A.D and skunKD. Sit back in you burrow and nibble on a Acorn."lets get this road on the show!"      

 For many thousands of years the (A. K.) animal kingdom has had a forest legend of a large beast that stood upright and devoured everyth..." Stag where did you go?" " What? nothing I dropped this pen.. err.. my pen fell under this table." "yeah right Stag." " Shut up Buck!" Like I was saying it devoured everything in its path, Our Doe's would tell us these tales to keep us from wondering out of the forest. And of the 2 lights that would come out of nowhere at night and HYPNOTIZE you, you would disappear never to be heard from again. "STAG! STAG!" "is it over Buck." "Has anyone ever told you your a sissy LA LA  Stag." " Shut up Buck!" Well today these forest legends are now facts,through modern science and forensics we are now able to classify the many variations of this creature,it's habitat,diet and social structure. It's quite a primitive beast, it eats everything,wastes everywhere,fights and kills it's own kind,multiplies out of control,and can take over any environment and leave it bare.We call it homo sapien, man." you should be a scary writer Buck." " You think so Stag, my Doe said I had the hoofs for it." " OOOhh Yeah !  HA HA DORK!"

 Hey you furry forest friends, if you never heard of these guys,well let us introduce you. Their R.A.D. !Rat Advanced Development,and they have been bringing some of the freshest new innovations to the hunting scene. On today's show R.A.D. brings us the HS 187 camocam. "You know buck this is a updated version of the HS 1020 with all new software from developer HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0." " That's right Stag,it's much lighter and that camo is spot on, clean and sano.Fully digitized with 10 gigs of memory,day and nite sensors,and 2 new aromatics cannabis and alcohol. And totally forest furry friendly."" All I can say is WOW, WOW and WOW!" " OK Stag they get it." " Hey Buck , knock knock." "this is childish, who's there stag.""WOW."

Next product we bring for you viewing consideration,is from those real stinkers over at skunKD. Well there is nothing rotten here with their all new SAPIENTECH10.0" I'm telling you Stag does it get any better than this! I don't think soooo.""Talk about thinking out of the box Buck, this mechanized HUNT O BOT has it all,as you can see this one is still under construction." " That's right Stag, when complete it will have state of the art full array of tasty armaments,twin A320 b Gatling guns will 5000 round magazines,full auto or 50 round bursts." " Hold on Buck you can't have all the glory,this mean,lean hunting machine also has a tasty compliment of 6 surface to air DNA tracing crowd pleaser missiles,and with a top speed of 45 M.P.H.you'll be home in time to watch porky pig." " Did you mention Stag, that there is room for 4 furry frolickers of 1 or various species,see manufacturer for details. And an otter hull capable of taking multiple hits." Did you get my funny play on words Stag I said otter instead of outer," "Who knew you where funny Buck,hint hint NOBODY!  Well forest folks that's our show for today,we're out of time,see you next time on OUTDOOR HUNTER 'D' HUNTER with Buck and Stag! OK  guys that's a wrap, good show. " I'm starving Buck I could really go for some alfalfa sprouts right now." " Stag I really need to lick my nuts, their ichin.. HEY IS THAT MIC STILL ON! SON OF A BITCH, TURN THAT THING OF............BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ