DIAL... M.... FOR MEL

Whoooo.... hold my horses, what's this? Mad Max, Mr. Road Warrior, the man that made police work fun with hot cars leather, explosions and hot chicks. except that lady that sang in the bar and mad max's buddy was hot for. She made Olive Oil look hot, that one. Is being jammed up by his ex girlfriend and some rag. What's up with that. Well here some advice folks. If this bull s*** happen to you, one word UNLIMITED TEXTING. Now when that f******, b****,w**** calls to set you up, be ready with unlimited texting. Now go full speed ahead with the secure knowledge of unaccountability. And with the new  F- B-W APP, you can save yourself countless minutes typing, just press the app. click the category and  voila, touche your done. No more having to think up derogatory  remarks, it's that easy. So put down that shotgun and visit the APP. store. disclaimer:  LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU,  ALLOW TO SET FOR 24 HOURS,  MAY CAUSE REDNESS,  AVOID ALCOHOL,   KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN,   KEEP IN DRY COOL PLACE,   THIS IS A PARODY DON'T BE SO SERIOUS.