Wednesday, December 4, 2013
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: "BRAWL AT THE ATOLL!"...GIANT ROBOT BATTLE FOR THE...
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: "BRAWL AT THE ATOLL!"...GIANT ROBOT BATTLE FOR THE...: As sanctioned by the W.R.F. World Robot Federation. Japan and China have agreed to settle their dispute over the ownership of Japan...
"BRAWL AT THE ATOLL!"...GIANT ROBOT BATTLE FOR THE ISLANDS.
Japan and China have agreed to settle their dispute over the ownership of Japan's Senkaku and the China's Diaoyu islands with....!!!!!!
GIANT MECHA ROBOT CARNAGE!
Rules: NO LASERS, ATOMICS, MISSILES, ROCKETS,CANNONS & OR PROJECTILES.
Allowed: Any and Everything else, pure ROK'M SOK'M
metal pounding POWER!
No time outs, winner will be last ROBOT standing with winner take all!
Loser gets to pack their busted ass pile of ROBOTIC TURD bolts and go home crying like little bitches.
Plus; CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS.
F N YEAH!
Friday, November 15, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: NEW [S]EDITION.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: NEW [S]EDITION.: SHA...ZAM! On the eve of a GU BA - MINT shutdown, this boy band will keep you wanting ( jobs, health care, self respect)They're the...
NEW [S]EDITION.
SHA...ZAM! On the eve of a GU BA - MINT shutdown, this boy band will keep you wanting ( jobs, health care, self respect)They're the NEW MURICAN Band. Like watching monkeys juggling matches and DINO-MITE! Download from i Tea tunes, be the first in your 47% Jerry Mandered district to hear these SWEET SWEET tunes.
Rock 'N' Roll with Southern Pride on your free Medicaid paid "RASCAL" JUZZZ.. don't call it "SOCIALJIZM".
Bonus 'T' tracks:
: Baby gave me "POSSE COMITATUS".
: Who is Dread Scott?
: Jim Crow "TWERKIN".
SHA-ZAM!
BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
Friday, July 5, 2013
Where's Edward Snowden? The saga continues...GAME of CHONIES.
Sunday, June 23, 2013
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Earth VS the Flying Drones.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Earth VS the Flying Drones.: Q the cool SYFY tune from the movie. Quick we need a 56 Dodge pick up with a magnetic demodulator device on ...
Earth VS the Flying Drones.
Quick we need a 56 Dodge pick up with a magnetic demodulator device on it, with that spacey start up sound.
Remember Kids: DUCK - DIVE - DODGE - DIE.
Friday, June 21, 2013
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Where's Waldo Snowden?
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Where's Waldo Snowden?: I hear Iceland's nice this time of year.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: LAST CONTACT.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: LAST CONTACT.: LAST CONTACT On September 12 2021 the Federated KOLSAKAV MAKU AMBASSADOR CLASS D.S.E.-1144 NICKOLA TESLA ceased communication wi...
LAST CONTACT.
LAST CONTACT
On September 12 2021 the Federated KOLSAKAV MAKU AMBASSADOR CLASS
D.S.E.-1144 NICKOLA TESLA ceased communication with Earth Base.
Project: Alice in Wonderland, Enter the Rabbit Hole - TOP SECRET
First contact with an alien culture. Headed by:
· Flight Commander:
Hikari Tanaka
· Number One:
Richard González
· Navigation-Communication:
Janet O Conner
· Science Officer:
Vladislav Chernikova
· Dr. Tharanya
· Ship
compliment: 15
Ambassador Class vessel: Experimental
The Nickola Tesla is the creation of Dr. Tharanya Aboriginal
Australian Physicist.
The technology is based on
Dr. Tharanya Light Refracting Quantum Harmonic Pulse drive.
The Drive creates a temporary rift in space-time, allowing the
device to move matter from the physical universe of space-time, which allows a
12th Dimensional Wormhole to open at the center of the planet.
After the Wormhole has been tunneled, the rip in space-time will
re-glue and render the inside-outside Higher Dimensional Space-Time Matrix from
2 sides to 1 side. The mathematical description for this is the Mobius Twist.
However the true mission of the Nickola Tesla: Return Ambassador
EBE-2 to home world in the constellation Reticulum 39.17 light years away.
The Ambassador is the sole surviving member of the Roswell New
Mexico crash in 1952. EBE-2 was instrumental in technology advancements,
however we were unable to return The Ambassador home, it was agreed on to put
EBE-2 in suspended animation until our technology could catch up.
The Nickola Tesla was progressing and Dr. Tharanya Dimensional
Drive was operating at 100% efficiency and on schedule to rendezvous with
Reticulum Snake Class Escort Vessels.
From what we can extrapolate from their transmission matrix is
that they encountered an anomaly, a particle cloud spanning thousands of miles
in dimension. It appears the fleet slowed to impulse power and the Reticulum
Vessels used magnetic tractors to move the Nickola Tesla though space.
Using high intensity magnetic imagery we are not able to locate
the fleet, it appears as if they simply disappeared, but that is not possible,
we would be able to locate wreckage or distress beacons.
We have received last auditable transmission:
Flight Commander Hikari
Tanaka: “Contact Reticulum Escorts that we will be dropping back to real space”
NAV-COM Janet O Conner: “commutating slowing solution,
transferring solution to Reticulum fleet Sir.” “Transmissions received”
Number 1 Richard González: “Reticulum fleet has offered to take
control of navigating the anomaly with magnetic tractors.”
Commander Tanaka: “Number 1 contact the fleet that this is
acceptable”.
Ambassador EBE-2: “Commander Tanaka, our star charts show no such
anomaly, we have traveled this sector of space for thousands of years.”
Commander Tanaka: “Ambassador, contact Reticulum home world and
keep them appraised on our situation.”
Ambassador EBE-2: “Agreed Commander.”
Dr. Tharanya: “Commander she needs to stay at optimal.”
Commander Tanaka: “Yes Dr., Mr. Chernikova put her in neutral.”
Science Officer Chernikova: “neutral Sir?” “OHHH..!” “YES SIR.”
Number 1: “Commander the fleet has entered the cloud we will be
entering momentarily”
Number 1 “Commander the Reticulum fleet is in distress, I show
sporadic power surges and destabilization, the cloud particles are engulfing
the hull.”
Science Officer Vladislav Chernikova: “Confirmed Sir, sporadic
power and I show hull breach on both Reticulum vessels.”
NAV-COM O Conner: We have lost communications with the Reticulum
fleet Sir..”
Dr. Tharanya: “commander we must engage Dimensional Drive.”
Science Officer Vladislav Chernikova: “Negative, we are still
attached to the Reticulum magnetic tractors;” “the
drive would DESTROY THE TESLA!”
Commander Tanaka: “OPTIONS!
Dr. Tharanya, will the Tesla function with hull breach?”
Dr. Tharanya: “In theory”
Commander Tanaka: “Number 1 inform engineering crew to blow the Reticulum
cleats off the Tesla.”
Number 1: “Commander we have lost communications, and we are
showing power surges on all decks.”
Commander Tanaka: “What the hell is that?” Mr. Chernikova,
Magnify that on visuals.”
Science Officer Chernikova: “Sir? I can see it, but it doesn’t
register, our computers do not see it.” “HULL BREACHES! HULL BEACHES! TESLA not
responding, we’re losing atmosphere!”
Commander Tanaka: “MY GOD, what did we bring with us from the 12th
Dimension…………what have we do…………………..”
· These are
the last recordings of the crew of D.S.E.-1144 NICKOLA TESLA.
· Crew:
missing.
· Vessel:
missing.
· Location:
unknown.
· Reticulum
crew: unknown, deemed missing.
· Reticulum
escort vessels: in transport.
. Location:
last known heading, on the outer rim of Tau Ceti 11.8 light years.
· Magnetic
imagery show only single vessel, however the atomic mass is equivalent of the
two Reticulum vessels.
· Vessel
appears to be modulating in and out of view.
This was the last communication from the Nickola Tesla; we have
attempted to contact the Reticulum home world, to no avail.
We have received our first visual transmission, an EBE of unknown
origin.
What we conclusively know:
· the creature
appears to take atmosphere directly from its appendages,
· That its
cranium is that of Ambassador EBE-2.
· The body
suit torso section is that of a Snake Class Reticulum Vessel flight suit.
· The
atmospheric helmet is of Earth origin and has been identified as issued to
Science Officer Vladislav Chernikova.
· That what we
thought was the creature’s ship is in fact the Federated KOLSAKAV MAKU
AMBASSADOR CLASS D.S.E-1144 NICKOLA TESLA.
· Based on its
last telemetry, its flight path heading.
EARTH
Story and Art created by Ronald Leon May 8, 2013.
Friday, January 18, 2013
Monday, January 7, 2013
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: American Justice...or...fighting GRIME the D.O.J w...
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: American Justice...or...fighting GRIME the D.O.J w...: And remember kids: whoever said CRIME doesn't pay is a f#$king F*#K_TARD. Now say thank you Dept. of Justice. thank you dept. of justic...
American Justice...or...fighting GRIME the D.O.J way.
And remember kids: whoever said CRIME doesn't pay is a f#$king F*#K_TARD. Now say thank you Dept. of Justice.
thank you dept. of justice. dicks....be nice they couldn't find real work.
thank you dept. of justice. dicks....be nice they couldn't find real work.
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