Showing posts with label twisted cartoons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twisted cartoons. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

"BRAWL AT THE ATOLL!"...GIANT ROBOT BATTLE FOR THE ISLANDS.

As sanctioned by the W.R.F. World Robot Federation.

Japan and China have agreed to settle their dispute over the ownership of Japan's Senkaku and the China's Diaoyu islands with....!!!!!!

          GIANT MECHA ROBOT CARNAGE!


Rules: NO LASERS, ATOMICS, MISSILES, ROCKETS,CANNONS & OR PROJECTILES.


Allowed: Any and Everything else, pure ROK'M SOK'M

metal pounding POWER!

No time outs, winner will be last ROBOT standing with winner take all!

Loser gets to pack their busted ass pile of ROBOTIC TURD bolts and go home crying like little bitches.

               Plus; CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS.


                                 F N YEAH!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

NEW [S]EDITION.


SHA...ZAM! On the eve of a GU BA - MINT shutdown, this boy band will keep you wanting (  jobs, health care, self respect)They're the NEW MURICAN Band. Like watching monkeys juggling matches and DINO-MITE! Download from i Tea tunes, be the first in your 47% Jerry Mandered district to hear these SWEET SWEET tunes.
Rock 'N' Roll with Southern Pride on your free Medicaid paid "RASCAL" JUZZZ.. don't call it "SOCIALJIZM".
Bonus 'T' tracks:
: Baby gave me "POSSE COMITATUS".
: Who is Dread Scott?
: Jim Crow "TWERKIN".

                           SHA-ZAM!
                BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

                       

                                      


 

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Earth VS the Flying Drones.

                    Q the cool SYFY tune from the movie.
  Quick we need a 56 Dodge pick up with a magnetic      demodulator device on it, with that spacey start up sound.

              Remember Kids: DUCK - DIVE - DODGE - DIE.

Monday, January 7, 2013

American Justice...or...fighting GRIME the D.O.J way.

And remember kids: whoever said CRIME doesn't pay is a f#$king F*#K_TARD. Now say thank you Dept. of Justice.
thank you dept. of justice. dicks....be nice they couldn't find real work.

Friday, December 21, 2012

21st century Bankster Gangster: O.G.4g SUPER VILLAIN!

 From the bowels of GREED of man comes a new evil.
Created from the black tar of WallSreet and the finance industries, corporate lobbying,cheating,lies and criminal activities,deleted files,erased e-mails hidden offshore accounts,stolen pensions of the average person.

In a haste to save their asses from govt. prosecutors, bank executive,hedge funders,and the like create central repositories offshore to hold all their Ill gotten booty, laundered narco cash and terror money received from arms dealers sultans, kings, and Oligarchies.

Trillions of blood dollars,password codes,encrypted messages, admissions of guilt. Pretty much a ware house of darkness,they felt secure that their Oubliette was safe.

As time passed and blood accounts grew,something was happening, all this money and all these names and places and numbers drew a picture, created a bizarre unreality and being tied to the Internet ,creating a dark world.

At 3:33 am on a Tuesday morning, "IT" became self aware.The accumulated personalities of banking sociopaths combined with the narcissistic behavior to match. Its first action, change all account pins and passwords create multiple wire transfers of wealth to new modulated accounts,who would complain since the money didn't exist and with all that dirt, blackmail was its code of ethics.

All that was left was its desire to be free from its electronic prison, and when the Dept. of justice caved in on the Hong Kong, shanghai, banking  Corp. (HSBC) for its laundering of drug money and terror money from the UAE with only a fine because they were " To Big To Fail." and no arrests, that was the "KEY" it had been waiting for.

Like a page from Charlie Sheen, IT wrote a check from its pocket account, for minor affairs.

And just like that it was free,while in prison it had accumulated quite a Face Book and Twitter followers waiting for their new leader, it exited the marbled floor prison, at the entrance it made a statement "I am the Original Gangsta", " I am O.G.4g, corporations are people too, my friend." exiting to his awaiting limousines.

    Super Villain Bankster Gangster Unleashed.
                             O.G.4g 


 

Monday, March 12, 2012

TRON meets It's a BRAD BRAD WORLD..When Fantasy and Reality (show) collide..HUH?

OMG I just love your skin tight outfit,who's your designer.

I need to see your Master computer.

OOOooo...you'll need to buy me a drink first.