DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: CAREERS IN THE S.A.C.The future is bright.: That's right! Due to our corporate expansion we are in need of command structured personnel. Locations available are on the D.M.Z. from f...
Monday, August 29, 2011
CAREERS IN THE S.A.C.The future is bright.
Locations available are on the D.M.Z. from formally Manitoba Canada through, South Dakota, Kansas and parts of former Texas along the United States of the Americas borders.
This is for a 2 year contract as CENTURION CLASS CFC1.
Duties required but not limited too:
Crowd Contol nutrition centers
Clone Detention at New Alkatraz (former Cuba)
Reticulan UBE Detention Bio Hazard Labs
H20 storage facilities ( special clearace required from corporate H.Q. New Hong Kong, British Isles)
What we offer:
Food Rations Daily!
5 Litres of H2O
D1665 selected areas
No Lotto or partner selection
2 offspring of your choice!
DUO DUO!
If you have the capacity of command, we can build you and take you to the next level.
Membership brings privilage.
See your H.R. Recruiter on S.A.C. book today.
SINO-AMERI-CORP.
STRENGHT
DOMINANCE
ORDER
COPYRIGHT SINO-AMERI-CORP. 2021 all rights are the sole property of the SAC. this is fiction had it been real the future sucks.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Tips for you "DATELESS F@#KING JAIMERS." or it's n...
http://dadomatic.blogspot.com/2011/07/tips-for-you-dateless-fking-jaimers-or.html?spref=bl: " OK look around the room if you don't see the dateless guy,guess what it's you' you F.N. prat. but hold on to your biscuits,don't throw you..."
Tips for you "DATELESS F@#KING JAIMERS." or it's not like losing a set of car keys.
OK look around the room if you don't see the dateless guy,guess what it's you' you F.N. prat. but hold on to your biscuits,don't throw yourself under a bus just yet,(you'll have that someone special to do that for you later.) Here's a few tips to set you in the right direction.
GREAT LOOKS,LOADS OF MONEY,BIG HOUSE,BITCH'N RIDE,HUGE PENIS, oops this must be somebody else.
You ,you poor bastard ain't none of this,but with a little help she'll be sampling "sum yung guy."
Grooming: Chicks dig a guy who's fashionable,smells good,with nice hair, you can be as dumb as a fart,but if you can get this far you are on your way.
Be Funny: Chicks like a guy with a sense of humor,witty and charming, you are so screwed, all you got are farts, bad Darth Vader breathing noises, so just smile and look like a puppy.
Women need to be complimented,on a regular basis.This is a psychosomatic minefield. You go to dinner, If she says "I'll just have a little salad,what do you think." The correct answer is "you have wonderful taste in jewelry." this is the "SHINNY" principle, like jingling keys or having your cat chase a laser pointer, change the subject, you can't win. Remember " Booty trumps Honesty."
Confidence: Your (SOL) sh#t out of luck, so fake it. " Just like KFC you got that special sauce that stirs my curiosity."Do the Helen Keller.
Be a good Listener: This ones easy. Since your not gonna get a word in anyway.Clear your mind, your playing xbox360, in a happy place,you are in a zen state. Repeat these word as your mantra: " you don't say, thats right, uh huh, she didn't." As you improve they will become natural and your kung fu will be strong.
To you sir WELL PLAYED, WELL PLAYED. Her vagina looks like an ARBY'S roast beef sandwich go have lunch.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: YOU TOO! Can make that BIG MONEY! ......in a downw...
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: YOU TOO! Can make that BIG MONEY! ......in a downw...: "'Commander,someone for you at the door.' 'NO REALLY! Is that what that ding dong was.' 'uhh?' ' Good afternoon sir.I'm going door to door s..."
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