DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVI...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVI...: "Last week was a milestone for facebook with half a billion users, it would appear everyone and their grandama is some how attached to facebo..."

NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVILLE !!!

Last week was a milestone for facebook with half a billion users, it would appear everyone and their grandama is some how attached to facebook. There was also an introduction of a new rpg game.
Welllllll........! Hold on to yer petticoat junction! Here we go again,with HOTDAMMZILLA's 10.0 newest rpg game!!!! The all new NATIVE AMERICANVILLE !!!!! With N.A.V. your about to enter a whole new era in social network rpg gaming. Look at all the goodies that you get. to start you get your very own sovereign nation with all mineral and natural resource rights. Solid clad signed treaties and guaranteed compacts.Your very own security team, police force and a triple A rated legal team.Your saying "WOW", but that not all . you get a casino,resort hotel,tribal members,500 gaming tables and slots,convention center restaurant and a huge parking lot to start.And don't forget tax free cigarette's. When those pesky pale faces in their covered wagons from the east start showing up to strike their claim and homestead, it's no way kimosabe. "NO TRESPASSING".But you can hire a frontier person to work at the casino or the NAV farm corp.And forget about payment in gold coins. You can pay in wompum,beads and smallpox laced blankets. So get crackin' Jedediah, finish that cracker, cracka your 30 minute lunch break is over. We also added an "At work" feature to simulate a sales confrence on screen, so if and when your boss gets nosey he'll be thinking " thats my go getter!"and he'll find one your co-workers farm'n or frontier'n and now they can play a new game unemploymentville.So get those covered wagons a pack'n it's "Eastward Ho!" bitch's and remember kids: frontiering is just a fun word for Imperialism.

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Take that Mr. E Bunny....A. K. A.....P. Cotton Tai...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Take that Mr. E Bunny....A. K. A.....P. Cotton Tai...: "Well, Well looks like that little A. hole finally gets a little of what he's been dishing out.' Here come's Peter Cotton tail hopping down t..."

Take that Mr. E Bunny....A. K. A.....P. Cotton Tail

Well, Well looks like that little A. hole finally gets a little of what he's been dishing out." Here come's Peter Cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.. "  blah, blah, blah. Running a little late there Pete, It's summer. Every year good little boys and girls go to task of hunting down pretty colored eggs. And what do they get , big old damm land mines by some dog in the hood, We are talking put some wheels on that thing and drive it away. I can still here my mom " don't eat that it ain't no almond joy!"And kids if it brown and surrounded by tall green grass it ain't no egg, just a reminder.and who came up with this stupid idea. I don't know ,but if you want to keep your kids happy buy them a 12 pack of pepsi,stick a hot dog in their mouth and boot them in the ass. and your asking why the heck is he yakking about Easter? when it's summer. Cause I can, so shut the hell up already, And thank you Mr. Charmin bear,but remember next time buy the 24 roll pack. And don't even get me started on the energizer bunny, Quik chocolate rabbit, and that "silly rabbit, trix R for kids" stuff. I will give you a sockeye salmon in the peeper..... I fell better now. where did I leave my pepsi.

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DIAL... M.... FOR MEL

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DIAL... M.... FOR MEL: "Whoooo.... hold my horses, what's this? Mad Max, Mr. Road Warrior, the man that made police work fun with hot cars leather, explosions and h..."

DIAL... M.... FOR MEL

Whoooo.... hold my horses, what's this? Mad Max, Mr. Road Warrior, the man that made police work fun with hot cars leather, explosions and hot chicks. except that lady that sang in the bar and mad max's buddy was hot for. She made Olive Oil look hot, that one. Is being jammed up by his ex girlfriend and some rag. What's up with that. Well here some advice folks. If this bull s*** happen to you, one word UNLIMITED TEXTING. Now when that f******, b****,w**** calls to set you up, be ready with unlimited texting. Now go full speed ahead with the secure knowledge of unaccountability. And with the new  F- B-W APP, you can save yourself countless minutes typing, just press the app. click the category and  voila, touche your done. No more having to think up derogatory  remarks, it's that easy. So put down that shotgun and visit the APP. store. disclaimer:  LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU,  ALLOW TO SET FOR 24 HOURS,  MAY CAUSE REDNESS,  AVOID ALCOHOL,   KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN,   KEEP IN DRY COOL PLACE,   THIS IS A PARODY DON'T BE SO SERIOUS.

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DUESHEBAG HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL...or....HEY DOOSHB...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DUESHEBAG HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL...or....HEY DOOSHB...: "Hey folks, have you ever wondered how many different ways TV can show the same crap?There must be something like 50 different spookynormal s..."