Tuesday, July 27, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVI...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVI...: "Last week was a milestone for facebook with half a billion users, it would appear everyone and their grandama is some how attached to facebo..."

NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVILLE !!!

Last week was a milestone for facebook with half a billion users, it would appear everyone and their grandama is some how attached to facebook. There was also an introduction of a new rpg game.
Welllllll........! Hold on to yer petticoat junction! Here we go again,with HOTDAMMZILLA's 10.0 newest rpg game!!!! The all new NATIVE AMERICANVILLE !!!!! With N.A.V. your about to enter a whole new era in social network rpg gaming. Look at all the goodies that you get. to start you get your very own sovereign nation with all mineral and natural resource rights. Solid clad signed treaties and guaranteed compacts.Your very own security team, police force and a triple A rated legal team.Your saying "WOW", but that not all . you get a casino,resort hotel,tribal members,500 gaming tables and slots,convention center restaurant and a huge parking lot to start.And don't forget tax free cigarette's. When those pesky pale faces in their covered wagons from the east start showing up to strike their claim and homestead, it's no way kimosabe. "NO TRESPASSING".But you can hire a frontier person to work at the casino or the NAV farm corp.And forget about payment in gold coins. You can pay in wompum,beads and smallpox laced blankets. So get crackin' Jedediah, finish that cracker, cracka your 30 minute lunch break is over. We also added an "At work" feature to simulate a sales confrence on screen, so if and when your boss gets nosey he'll be thinking " thats my go getter!"and he'll find one your co-workers farm'n or frontier'n and now they can play a new game unemploymentville.So get those covered wagons a pack'n it's "Eastward Ho!" bitch's and remember kids: frontiering is just a fun word for Imperialism.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Take that Mr. E Bunny....A. K. A.....P. Cotton Tail

Well, Well looks like that little A. hole finally gets a little of what he's been dishing out." Here come's Peter Cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.. "  blah, blah, blah. Running a little late there Pete, It's summer. Every year good little boys and girls go to task of hunting down pretty colored eggs. And what do they get , big old damm land mines by some dog in the hood, We are talking put some wheels on that thing and drive it away. I can still here my mom " don't eat that it ain't no almond joy!"And kids if it brown and surrounded by tall green grass it ain't no egg, just a reminder.and who came up with this stupid idea. I don't know ,but if you want to keep your kids happy buy them a 12 pack of pepsi,stick a hot dog in their mouth and boot them in the ass. and your asking why the heck is he yakking about Easter? when it's summer. Cause I can, so shut the hell up already, And thank you Mr. Charmin bear,but remember next time buy the 24 roll pack. And don't even get me started on the energizer bunny, Quik chocolate rabbit, and that "silly rabbit, trix R for kids" stuff. I will give you a sockeye salmon in the peeper..... I fell better now. where did I leave my pepsi.

Monday, July 19, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DIAL... M.... FOR MEL

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DIAL... M.... FOR MEL: "Whoooo.... hold my horses, what's this? Mad Max, Mr. Road Warrior, the man that made police work fun with hot cars leather, explosions and h..."

DIAL... M.... FOR MEL

Whoooo.... hold my horses, what's this? Mad Max, Mr. Road Warrior, the man that made police work fun with hot cars leather, explosions and hot chicks. except that lady that sang in the bar and mad max's buddy was hot for. She made Olive Oil look hot, that one. Is being jammed up by his ex girlfriend and some rag. What's up with that. Well here some advice folks. If this bull s*** happen to you, one word UNLIMITED TEXTING. Now when that f******, b****,w**** calls to set you up, be ready with unlimited texting. Now go full speed ahead with the secure knowledge of unaccountability. And with the new  F- B-W APP, you can save yourself countless minutes typing, just press the app. click the category and  voila, touche your done. No more having to think up derogatory  remarks, it's that easy. So put down that shotgun and visit the APP. store. disclaimer:  LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU,  ALLOW TO SET FOR 24 HOURS,  MAY CAUSE REDNESS,  AVOID ALCOHOL,   KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN,   KEEP IN DRY COOL PLACE,   THIS IS A PARODY DON'T BE SO SERIOUS.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DUESHEBAG HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL...or....HEY DOOSHB...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DUESHEBAG HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL...or....HEY DOOSHB...: "Hey folks, have you ever wondered how many different ways TV can show the same crap?There must be something like 50 different spookynormal s..."

DUESHEBAG HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL...or....HEY DOOSHBAG !

Hey folks, have you ever wondered how many different ways TV can show the same crap?There must be something like 50 different spookynormal shows,and they all seem to hire the same lame dumbass hosts. I mean " dude I'm dead would be to much to ask to LEAVE ME THE F@&K ALONE!!"Heck why would I want to talk to you, you weenier bot, poonie eater. Hey I might be dead but I still have some self respect, at least I got a job now, and I"m real busy on Halloween, spookin ain't easy.
If you gotta bother someone go pester Casper, tell me how that works out.And who dresses these people, dude Velcro tennis shoes? Come on, really?And then they ask them to move shit and when they do, they scream like little girls " dude you just asked me to move shit, do I look like a trained seal?" So let me get this straight. You come to my house with all your stuff bring your retarded crew,rearrange my place, ask me really stupid questions,demand I do circus tricks, and then you get all bent out of shape when I don't wanna play. Here's a word for ya " Hey Doooshbags eat your mama's chocolate skidmarks!" Goodnight this job is killing me.

Monday, July 12, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION: "Hidee Ho Farmer ! Are ya spend'n ungodly amounts of time tillin' away n' harvesting at 3am in the mornin'. Ain't shaved , bathed and ya got ..."

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION: "Hidee Ho Farmer ! Are ya spend'n ungodly amounts of time tillin' away n' harvesting at 3am in the mornin'. Ain't shaved , bathed and ya got ..."

FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION

Hidee Ho Farmer ! Are ya spend'n ungodly amounts of time tillin' away n' harvesting at 3am in the mornin'. Ain't shaved , bathed and ya got a collection of moldy snack foods litterin' your room. But with all that hard work, are ya wundern'" I aint been gettin any gifts and my gold coin stack is low." All your neighbors around you are doin great. Well.... son I'm here to tell ya . YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER! Move over beta version fv 1.0 welcome to the 21st century with our full tilt, high octane 10.0 HOTTANG-ZILLA    FV ANNIHILATION our new version comes complete with  6 tanks, 2 sam's, 10 rpg's, 500 troops, 4 cannons, 2 satellite's, 1 aircraft carrier and 6 jets. Now you can just roll on over and plunder! And don't fret those gold coins anymore and gifts, cause ya keep what ya plunder! AND REMEMBER KIDS: if you roll up on one neighbor that's wrong. but if you roll up on all of them that's emancipation.    so order your FV-A TODAY!

Friday, July 9, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THE NEW BIG BAD WOLF...GET YOUR GAME ON...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THE NEW BIG BAD WOLF...GET YOUR GAME ON...: "After years of being punk'd in fairytale land. MR. Wolf took matters into his own hands. He turned in his huff and puff routine, and went PR..."

THE NEW BIG BAD WOLF...GET YOUR GAME ON...

After years of being punk'd in fairytale land. MR. Wolf took matters into his own hands. He turned in his huff and puff routine, and went PREDATOR on everybody! ooh... and he bought an I phoneand talks to his mom now.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FROM THE FILES of Mother Goose's bed time stories:...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FROM THE FILES of Mother Goose's bed time stories:...: "Detective Rocco and his partner Steve are asigned the case: It was a know fact that a MR. H. Dumpty rolled with bad eggs. He and his two ass..."

FROM THE FILES of Mother Goose's bed time stories: Between the hours 12 a.m. and 6 p.m.

Detective Rocco and his partner Steve are asigned the case: It was a know fact that a MR. H. Dumpty rolled with bad eggs. He and his two associates bacon and toast had gone out to drink and gamble. The case is still pending.......

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: PUTTING AN END TO HUMILIATING FAMILY HOLIDAY'S

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: PUTTING AN END TO HUMILIATING FAMILY HOLIDAY'S: "FRUSTRATED? EMBARRASSED? Well your one APP away from a multable murder conviction. And on your way to blissfull memories, instead of nightm..."

PUTTING AN END TO HUMILIATING FAMILY HOLIDAY'S

FRUSTRATED? EMBARRASSED?  Well your one APP away from a multable murder conviction. And on your way to blissfull memories, instead of nightmares you can't forget! At RENTAFAMILII we're gonna turn that frown upside down.  DISCLAIMER :subject to stock on hand,objects may appear smaller in rearview mirror,use as directed, your mom smells like a french whore, consult your doctor if probems persist, operators are standing by.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THE NEW HYBRID. THE MUTT "O" BOT !!

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THE NEW HYBRID. THE MUTT "O" BOT !!: "THE NEXT MUST HAVE PET, TAKE ONE OUT FOR A TEST DRIVE. WARNING: LAZER BEAMS CAN DESTROY PET PARKS, FIRE HYDRANTS,DO NOT USE SURFACE TO AI..."

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THE NEW HYBRID. THE MUTT "O" BOT !!

THE NEXT MUST HAVE PET, TAKE ONE OUT FOR A TEST DRIVE.   WARNING:  LAZER BEAMS CAN DESTROY PET PARKS, FIRE HYDRANTS,DO NOT USE SURFACE TO AIR MISSLES NEAR SCHOOLS, MILAGE MAY VARY.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

SPEED DATING AIN'T WHAT IT USE TO BE

NOW YOU CAN HAVE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WITH YOU,WHEN YOUR TAKING APART BICYCLES OR STEALING MAIL.