Monday, December 27, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: The CYBER WARS....RELEASE of the ZOMBOIDS!

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: The CYBER WARS....RELEASE of the ZOMBOIDS!: "'OBEY.' 'YOU BETCHA!'' Where the HELL are my ZOMBIES!' 'Control Issues Resolved. ANIMA.....ZOMBIES online. Turning ov..."

The CYBER WARS....RELEASE of the ZOMBOIDS!

"OBEY."   "YOU BETCHA!"
" Where the HELL are my ZOMBIES!"  "Control Issues Resolved. ANIMA.....ZOMBIES online. Turning over command to your HAND HELD DEVICE."  " YOU MEAN MY I PHONE."  "YES."     Telematrix holding steady."  All systems are GREEN, you are GO on LAUNCH."  "PUSH THE APP. BUTTON."  DON'T GET FRESH SMARTY PANTS."  
TRO.GEN. 'O' BOT SMALL TALK 2.0 RSS FEED.     " I changed my FACEBOOK profile to a adorable kitten."  " I see there was a gathering after the work period on your F.B. update."   "AFFIRMATIVE unit designation 12X received a position upgrade. We CONVIENED at T.G.I. FRIDAY'S."  " I DID NOT RECEIVE A FRIEND REQUEST."  "no."  "AWKWARD."    
 "AWKWARD."
" OOH...STARBUCKS!"  "STARBUCKS." 

Monday, November 22, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: AFRAID,FLY SAFE,SURRENDER YOURSELF TO US. the T.S....

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: AFRAID,FLY SAFE,SURRENDER YOURSELF TO US. the T.S....: "Happy Holiday's, It's that time of the year to visit loved ones across the country, the crisp air, egg nog, football, holiday turkey with al..."

AFRAID,FLY SAFE,SURRENDER YOURSELF TO US. the T.S.A.a.k.a.H.L.S.

Happy Holiday's, It's that time of the year to visit loved ones across the country, the crisp air, egg nog, football, holiday turkey with all the trimmings! MMMMMMM..mmm.
Well if you plan on flying, Your friends at T.S.A. a.k.a. H.L.S. what you to know you will be flying those friendly skies free of FEAR ! Thanks to our full body scanner 3000. We can detect any anomaly that may be hidden under clothing, using x RAY VISION! Like those black horn rimmed glasses with the vortex eyes that beat nik was wearing you saw on the back of comic books next to the bag of army men for .99 cents only BETTER! And guys if you have a small penis, bent pecker, dangling balls, or mini nuts, a monkey tail, colostomy bag or other embarrassing body parts or medical devise. Or you Gals with embarrassing body fat, jelly rolls,muffin hips fried eggs for titties, or miss matched CHI CHI'S, bolt ons, scars, wrinkles,super long HOO HA lips, KOOTER Wig's,or so many piercings you can feel the magnetic pull from the moon. we can almost,petty sure, maybe,50/50 coin toss,possibly,most certainly,fingers crossed,guarantee that your privacy will be handled  discreetly. Unless you find your body image on Facebook, E bay or Twitter.And don't be a punk about radiation, it's no more than if you stuck your head in a microwave for a minute. Stop being a whiny bitch. Because if you don't  THE TERRORISTS WIN. Or you can be a pussy and OPT OUT. We will round up you civil dissidents for a full body PAT DOWN!Because if you don't THE TERRORISTS WIN. No one will escape our TOTAL and COMPLETE body search.No man, No woman, No child, the elderly or disabled.WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT YOU. OBEY! Because if you don't THE TERRORISTS WIN. We are here to PROTECT you.OBEY. We are the GOVERNMENT. TRUST US.  Thank you for your cooperation from your flying friendly family at T.S.A. a.k.a. H.L.S.  HappyHoliday's!                                                          F#*k flying I'm gonna take the train.                  

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: New Pilot Hunting Show !

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: New Pilot Hunting Show !: "Hello Everybody! and welcome to our NEW show! OUTDOOR HUNT 'D' HUNTER with your hosts Buck and Stag. 'I'm Buck' and 'I'm Stag'. On today's..."

New Pilot Hunting Show !

Hello Everybody! and welcome to our NEW show!  OUTDOOR HUNT 'D' HUNTER with your hosts Buck and Stag. "I'm Buck" and  "I'm Stag". On today's show we're gonna give you a glimpse of the pray,"the homo sapien". A large and brutish beast, and some inside hunting tips on bagging a large one. Also we've got the inside skinny on 2 new updated products from your furry friends at R.A.D and skunKD. Sit back in you burrow and nibble on a Acorn."lets get this road on the show!"      
 For many thousands of years the (A. K.) animal kingdom has had a forest legend of a large beast that stood upright and devoured everyth..." Stag where did you go?" " What? nothing I dropped this pen.. err.. my pen fell under this table." "yeah right Stag." " Shut up Buck!" Like I was saying it devoured everything in its path, Our Doe's would tell us these tales to keep us from wondering out of the forest. And of the 2 lights that would come out of nowhere at night and HYPNOTIZE you, you would disappear never to be heard from again. "STAG! STAG!" "is it over Buck." "Has anyone ever told you your a sissy LA LA  Stag." " Shut up Buck!" Well today these forest legends are now facts,through modern science and forensics we are now able to classify the many variations of this creature,it's habitat,diet and social structure. It's quite a primitive beast, it eats everything,wastes everywhere,fights and kills it's own kind,multiplies out of control,and can take over any environment and leave it bare.We call it homo sapien, man." you should be a scary writer Buck." " You think so Stag, my Doe said I had the hoofs for it." " OOOhh Yeah !  HA HA DORK!"
 Hey you furry forest friends, if you never heard of these guys,well let us introduce you. Their R.A.D. !Rat Advanced Development,and they have been bringing some of the freshest new innovations to the hunting scene. On today's show R.A.D. brings us the HS 187 camocam. "You know buck this is a updated version of the HS 1020 with all new software from developer HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0." " That's right Stag,it's much lighter and that camo is spot on, clean and sano.Fully digitized with 10 gigs of memory,day and nite sensors,and 2 new aromatics cannabis and alcohol. And totally forest furry friendly."" All I can say is WOW, WOW and WOW!" " OK Stag they get it." " Hey Buck , knock knock." "this is childish, who's there stag.""WOW."
Next product we bring for you viewing consideration,is from those real stinkers over at skunKD. Well there is nothing rotten here with their all new SAPIENTECH10.0" I'm telling you Stag does it get any better than this! I don't think soooo.""Talk about thinking out of the box Buck, this mechanized HUNT O BOT has it all,as you can see this one is still under construction." " That's right Stag, when complete it will have state of the art full array of tasty armaments,twin A320 b Gatling guns will 5000 round magazines,full auto or 50 round bursts." " Hold on Buck you can't have all the glory,this mean,lean hunting machine also has a tasty compliment of 6 surface to air DNA tracing crowd pleaser missiles,and with a top speed of 45 M.P.H.you'll be home in time to watch porky pig." " Did you mention Stag, that there is room for 4 furry frolickers of 1 or various species,see manufacturer for details. And an otter hull capable of taking multiple hits." Did you get my funny play on words Stag I said otter instead of outer," "Who knew you where funny Buck,hint hint NOBODY!  Well forest folks that's our show for today,we're out of time,see you next time on OUTDOOR HUNTER 'D' HUNTER with Buck and Stag! OK  guys that's a wrap, good show. " I'm starving Buck I could really go for some alfalfa sprouts right now." " Stag I really need to lick my nuts, their ichin.. HEY IS THAT MIC STILL ON! SON OF A BITCH, TURN THAT THING OF............BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Thursday, September 30, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: ALL I WANTED TO BE WAS AN XBOX.....

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: ALL I WANTED TO BE WAS AN XBOX.....: "But NOOOooooo be a MECH O DOC, SEE THE GALAXY my m.o.m.(mechanized operating machine)and d.a.d.(digitally animated droid)sez. Now I'm stuck..."

ALL I WANTED TO BE WAS AN XBOX.....


But NOOOooooo be a MECH O DOC, SEE THE GALAXY my m.o.m.(mechanized operating machine)and d.a.d.(digitally animated droid)sez. Now I'm stuck in an non functioning deleted server, working for retarded Kulo kumbateez on a 3rd rate frigate in the middle of who the F! knows.Circle jerking a red dwarf. "Take a left at the nebula sirus 6" I sez. No one listens on this shit cracker. And we don't even have a captain,his system failed and I'm jury rigging him a new biobod.So we got his #1 Chucklenutts Fartfest running this joke,well that's all I can report,pray we crash bad. I'm gonna go and roll me a fat download from this planet we nearly hit,something called U TUBE.  NUMBER 3 SIGNING OFF,I'm gonna go get high now.

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Night of the living Smart Phone

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Night of the living Smart Phone

Monday, September 27, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Night of the living Smart Phone

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Night of the living Smart Phone: "Zombie Texting : you'll be out of life but you'll have unlimited calling, messages and texting. Cept that dead guy who bought prepaid from ..."

Night of the living Smart Phone


Zombie Texting : you'll be out of life but you'll have unlimited calling, messages and texting. Cept that dead guy who bought prepaid from the swampmeet. HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 cellular " your dead and lazy, but we just want your money"

Sunday, August 15, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: ROBOT public service announcement; visit your MECH...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: ROBOT public service announcement; visit your MECH...: "Your a ROBOT and you've been real busy making mankind obsolete and extinct.So the MASTER CYLINDER would like you to take a micron out of you..."

ROBOT public service announcement; visit your MECH-DOC 'O' BOT today

  • Your a ROBOT and you've been real busy making mankind obsolete and extinct.So the MASTER CYLINDER would like you to take a micron out of your protocols. Hit the refresh and download these bytes:
1 in 10 automated forms is infected with a virus.
Classic cars carry STD's ( smog transmitted dirt).Never insert droid smart phones in receiver port in the back end.Do not place I phone in your toaster.If you hard drive:remember AC and DC do not mix.Your Microsoft could be due to aging,upgrade your ram. This has been a ROBOTIC public service announcement.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Granny, Need's A .... P.A.P.---- S.M.E.A.R.

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Granny, Need's A .... P.A.P.---- S.M.E.A.R.: "That's right! Granny you need a... Photonic Artificial Pet---Solo Mechanized Auto Robot ! And who can give you a better P.A.P.--- S.M.E.A...."

Granny, Need's A .... P.A.P.---- S.M.E.A.R.

That's right! Granny you need a... Photonic Artificial Pet---Solo Mechanized Auto Robot ! And who can give you a better   P.A.P.--- S.M.E.A.R. than your friends at HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0...Digging deeper to do it cheaper. 
we're all about the getting on the band wagon. So we're going GREEN and developing environmentally friendly products(while it's hip). Well here we go again,Hottdammzilla10.0's new handica.....oops! we mean "mobility challenged" SCOOTA-POOSI. With scoota poosi you'll be roll'n with style.Built with industrial strength construction and beefy all terrain tire's,you'll be singin'" there ain't no hill high enuff".built with BIO MECHNOTIC Positronic's scientific stuff, "SCIENCE!" Like Reese's Pieces, two things that go good together. A scooter and your little pussy Mr. Jingle's all wrapped in one!( like on the fly with Jeff Goldbloom, not the fly 2, it sucked ass).plug your kindle or droid smart phone in,read and talk at the same time or just surf the net, COWABUNGA DUDE! Able to take those sharp super market turns AT HIGH SPEED! that's right clean up on isle 5 bitches!And don't forget to use our M.C. bumper sticker,park where ever the hell you want.Low maintenance,plug in any outlet or feed it mice, birds, goldfish,can or dry cat food.this cat is low scat.Pick a color,eenie meenie minnie moe! And you get the "KITTY KLAW" security feature free, MEOW!     So get Granny what she wants, she'll be dying soon and don't forget our motto "your lazy, but we like your money!" we're GREEN so slip us some green,Granny wants her SCOOTA-POOSI today!

Friday, August 6, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: YOU ASKED FOR IT!!! The NEW ....MUTT 'O' BOT....JR...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: YOU ASKED FOR IT!!! The NEW ....MUTT 'O' BOT....JR...: "Back by popular demand! At Hotdammzilla 10.0 we listen sometimes,but with all the overwhelming,site jamming mail over MUTT 'O' BOT, you've t..."

YOU ASKED FOR IT!!! The NEW ....MUTT 'O' BOT....JR !!!

Back by popular demand! At Hotdammzilla 10.0 we listen sometimes,but with all the overwhelming,site jamming mail over MUTT 'O' BOT, you've twisted are corporate arm.
So we have put all two of our research and development part time underpaid workers brainstorming ( one died from an overworked brain and exploded) that's how much we care about you. Close your eyes and behold and awe the FUTURE........MUTT 'O' BOT..JR. Lighter and faster and makes that cool sound like Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar man. Pack with all the gizmo's and gadget's you have come to expect. If you thought that lame Seg-way is cool,you'll be blown away with the MUTT 'O' BOT JR. It has BORG inspired technology like on STAR TREK, ( but without data or worf and ferengi's) but like that. And how can you lose with a cool acronym MOB-J, now that's gangsta, giving you valuable "street creds". Here at Hotdammzilla 10.0 we are constantly looking for a pulse from our customers, and remember our motto "YOUR LAZY, BUT WE LIKE YOUR MONEY." So order your MUTT 'O' BOt JR. today!!!!! 

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVI...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVI...: "Last week was a milestone for facebook with half a billion users, it would appear everyone and their grandama is some how attached to facebo..."

NEW from HOTDAMMZILLA 10.0 !.....NATIVE AMERICANVILLE !!!

Last week was a milestone for facebook with half a billion users, it would appear everyone and their grandama is some how attached to facebook. There was also an introduction of a new rpg game.
Welllllll........! Hold on to yer petticoat junction! Here we go again,with HOTDAMMZILLA's 10.0 newest rpg game!!!! The all new NATIVE AMERICANVILLE !!!!! With N.A.V. your about to enter a whole new era in social network rpg gaming. Look at all the goodies that you get. to start you get your very own sovereign nation with all mineral and natural resource rights. Solid clad signed treaties and guaranteed compacts.Your very own security team, police force and a triple A rated legal team.Your saying "WOW", but that not all . you get a casino,resort hotel,tribal members,500 gaming tables and slots,convention center restaurant and a huge parking lot to start.And don't forget tax free cigarette's. When those pesky pale faces in their covered wagons from the east start showing up to strike their claim and homestead, it's no way kimosabe. "NO TRESPASSING".But you can hire a frontier person to work at the casino or the NAV farm corp.And forget about payment in gold coins. You can pay in wompum,beads and smallpox laced blankets. So get crackin' Jedediah, finish that cracker, cracka your 30 minute lunch break is over. We also added an "At work" feature to simulate a sales confrence on screen, so if and when your boss gets nosey he'll be thinking " thats my go getter!"and he'll find one your co-workers farm'n or frontier'n and now they can play a new game unemploymentville.So get those covered wagons a pack'n it's "Eastward Ho!" bitch's and remember kids: frontiering is just a fun word for Imperialism.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Take that Mr. E Bunny....A. K. A.....P. Cotton Tail

Well, Well looks like that little A. hole finally gets a little of what he's been dishing out." Here come's Peter Cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.. "  blah, blah, blah. Running a little late there Pete, It's summer. Every year good little boys and girls go to task of hunting down pretty colored eggs. And what do they get , big old damm land mines by some dog in the hood, We are talking put some wheels on that thing and drive it away. I can still here my mom " don't eat that it ain't no almond joy!"And kids if it brown and surrounded by tall green grass it ain't no egg, just a reminder.and who came up with this stupid idea. I don't know ,but if you want to keep your kids happy buy them a 12 pack of pepsi,stick a hot dog in their mouth and boot them in the ass. and your asking why the heck is he yakking about Easter? when it's summer. Cause I can, so shut the hell up already, And thank you Mr. Charmin bear,but remember next time buy the 24 roll pack. And don't even get me started on the energizer bunny, Quik chocolate rabbit, and that "silly rabbit, trix R for kids" stuff. I will give you a sockeye salmon in the peeper..... I fell better now. where did I leave my pepsi.

Monday, July 19, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DIAL... M.... FOR MEL

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DIAL... M.... FOR MEL: "Whoooo.... hold my horses, what's this? Mad Max, Mr. Road Warrior, the man that made police work fun with hot cars leather, explosions and h..."

DIAL... M.... FOR MEL

Whoooo.... hold my horses, what's this? Mad Max, Mr. Road Warrior, the man that made police work fun with hot cars leather, explosions and hot chicks. except that lady that sang in the bar and mad max's buddy was hot for. She made Olive Oil look hot, that one. Is being jammed up by his ex girlfriend and some rag. What's up with that. Well here some advice folks. If this bull s*** happen to you, one word UNLIMITED TEXTING. Now when that f******, b****,w**** calls to set you up, be ready with unlimited texting. Now go full speed ahead with the secure knowledge of unaccountability. And with the new  F- B-W APP, you can save yourself countless minutes typing, just press the app. click the category and  voila, touche your done. No more having to think up derogatory  remarks, it's that easy. So put down that shotgun and visit the APP. store. disclaimer:  LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU,  ALLOW TO SET FOR 24 HOURS,  MAY CAUSE REDNESS,  AVOID ALCOHOL,   KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN,   KEEP IN DRY COOL PLACE,   THIS IS A PARODY DON'T BE SO SERIOUS.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DUESHEBAG HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL...or....HEY DOOSHB...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: DUESHEBAG HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL...or....HEY DOOSHB...: "Hey folks, have you ever wondered how many different ways TV can show the same crap?There must be something like 50 different spookynormal s..."

DUESHEBAG HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL...or....HEY DOOSHBAG !

Hey folks, have you ever wondered how many different ways TV can show the same crap?There must be something like 50 different spookynormal shows,and they all seem to hire the same lame dumbass hosts. I mean " dude I'm dead would be to much to ask to LEAVE ME THE F@&K ALONE!!"Heck why would I want to talk to you, you weenier bot, poonie eater. Hey I might be dead but I still have some self respect, at least I got a job now, and I"m real busy on Halloween, spookin ain't easy.
If you gotta bother someone go pester Casper, tell me how that works out.And who dresses these people, dude Velcro tennis shoes? Come on, really?And then they ask them to move shit and when they do, they scream like little girls " dude you just asked me to move shit, do I look like a trained seal?" So let me get this straight. You come to my house with all your stuff bring your retarded crew,rearrange my place, ask me really stupid questions,demand I do circus tricks, and then you get all bent out of shape when I don't wanna play. Here's a word for ya " Hey Doooshbags eat your mama's chocolate skidmarks!" Goodnight this job is killing me.

Monday, July 12, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION: "Hidee Ho Farmer ! Are ya spend'n ungodly amounts of time tillin' away n' harvesting at 3am in the mornin'. Ain't shaved , bathed and ya got ..."

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION: "Hidee Ho Farmer ! Are ya spend'n ungodly amounts of time tillin' away n' harvesting at 3am in the mornin'. Ain't shaved , bathed and ya got ..."

FARMVILLE.........ANNIHILATION

Hidee Ho Farmer ! Are ya spend'n ungodly amounts of time tillin' away n' harvesting at 3am in the mornin'. Ain't shaved , bathed and ya got a collection of moldy snack foods litterin' your room. But with all that hard work, are ya wundern'" I aint been gettin any gifts and my gold coin stack is low." All your neighbors around you are doin great. Well.... son I'm here to tell ya . YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER! Move over beta version fv 1.0 welcome to the 21st century with our full tilt, high octane 10.0 HOTTANG-ZILLA    FV ANNIHILATION our new version comes complete with  6 tanks, 2 sam's, 10 rpg's, 500 troops, 4 cannons, 2 satellite's, 1 aircraft carrier and 6 jets. Now you can just roll on over and plunder! And don't fret those gold coins anymore and gifts, cause ya keep what ya plunder! AND REMEMBER KIDS: if you roll up on one neighbor that's wrong. but if you roll up on all of them that's emancipation.    so order your FV-A TODAY!

Friday, July 9, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THE NEW BIG BAD WOLF...GET YOUR GAME ON...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THE NEW BIG BAD WOLF...GET YOUR GAME ON...: "After years of being punk'd in fairytale land. MR. Wolf took matters into his own hands. He turned in his huff and puff routine, and went PR..."

THE NEW BIG BAD WOLF...GET YOUR GAME ON...

After years of being punk'd in fairytale land. MR. Wolf took matters into his own hands. He turned in his huff and puff routine, and went PREDATOR on everybody! ooh... and he bought an I phoneand talks to his mom now.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FROM THE FILES of Mother Goose's bed time stories:...

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: FROM THE FILES of Mother Goose's bed time stories:...: "Detective Rocco and his partner Steve are asigned the case: It was a know fact that a MR. H. Dumpty rolled with bad eggs. He and his two ass..."

FROM THE FILES of Mother Goose's bed time stories: Between the hours 12 a.m. and 6 p.m.

Detective Rocco and his partner Steve are asigned the case: It was a know fact that a MR. H. Dumpty rolled with bad eggs. He and his two associates bacon and toast had gone out to drink and gamble. The case is still pending.......

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: PUTTING AN END TO HUMILIATING FAMILY HOLIDAY'S

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: PUTTING AN END TO HUMILIATING FAMILY HOLIDAY'S: "FRUSTRATED? EMBARRASSED? Well your one APP away from a multable murder conviction. And on your way to blissfull memories, instead of nightm..."

PUTTING AN END TO HUMILIATING FAMILY HOLIDAY'S

FRUSTRATED? EMBARRASSED?  Well your one APP away from a multable murder conviction. And on your way to blissfull memories, instead of nightmares you can't forget! At RENTAFAMILII we're gonna turn that frown upside down.  DISCLAIMER :subject to stock on hand,objects may appear smaller in rearview mirror,use as directed, your mom smells like a french whore, consult your doctor if probems persist, operators are standing by.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THE NEW HYBRID. THE MUTT "O" BOT !!

DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THE NEW HYBRID. THE MUTT "O" BOT !!: "THE NEXT MUST HAVE PET, TAKE ONE OUT FOR A TEST DRIVE. WARNING: LAZER BEAMS CAN DESTROY PET PARKS, FIRE HYDRANTS,DO NOT USE SURFACE TO AI..."

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THE NEW HYBRID. THE MUTT "O" BOT !!

THE NEXT MUST HAVE PET, TAKE ONE OUT FOR A TEST DRIVE.   WARNING:  LAZER BEAMS CAN DESTROY PET PARKS, FIRE HYDRANTS,DO NOT USE SURFACE TO AIR MISSLES NEAR SCHOOLS, MILAGE MAY VARY.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

SPEED DATING AIN'T WHAT IT USE TO BE

NOW YOU CAN HAVE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WITH YOU,WHEN YOUR TAKING APART BICYCLES OR STEALING MAIL.