Thursday, December 22, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: U.S.Finance...OR... This is easier than lifting yo...
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: U.S.Finance...OR... This is easier than lifting yo...: That's right we took your JOB, your RETIREMENT, your HOME, your POLITICAL system, your FREEDOM, but we are sure that you have something left...
U.S.Finance...OR... This is easier than lifting you by your ankle's and shaking YOU.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Monday, November 28, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: HEY! chancellor Katehi, UC DAVIS. Is "PEPPER SPRAY...
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: HEY! chancellor Katehi, UC DAVIS. Is "PEPPER SPRAY...: Join us for baton beatings, pepper spray demonstrations and civilian constitutional violations!
HEY! chancellor Katehi, UC DAVIS. Is "PEPPER SPRAY" considered a vegetable?
Join us for baton beatings, pepper spray demonstrations and civilian constitutional violations!
Thursday, November 17, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: A KNIGHT in the HOOD.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: A KNIGHT in the HOOD.: Your 4 months behind in your payments. I have to pickup the HONDA.
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Hunting habits of the GREAT WHITE SHARK.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Hunting habits of the GREAT WHITE SHARK.: Rare glimpse of wild GREAT WHITE SHARKS hunting in their natural environment.
Hunting habits of the GREAT WHITE SHARK.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Koch presents..BIG DAD-E CAIN....
Get a job, you lazy bitch's.
Friday, October 21, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Muammar Gaddafi.....The End.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Muammar Gaddafi.....The End.: THA...THA...THA...THAT'S ALL FOLKS.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: How to make a FRESH PUMPKIN PIE.......
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: How to make a FRESH PUMPKIN PIE.......: Don't forget to ask for the whipped cream! By request only.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: OCCUPY WALL STREET...color poster
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: OCCUPY WALL STREET...color poster: http://occupywallst.org/ OCCUPY WALL STREET.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: The TOYLAND....MISFIT....WARS 10 years later.....
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: The TOYLAND....MISFIT....WARS 10 years later.....: Heading into the 10th year of occupation on the Misfit isles by the E.L.F. special forces, the elite right fist of SANTA. Originally starti...
The TOYLAND....MISFIT....WARS 10 years later.....
Heading into the 10th year of occupation on the Misfit isles by the E.L.F. special forces, the elite right fist of SANTA.
Originally starting off as a campaign to bring joy to children all over the world, it turns out that there is a vast unharnessed source of free toy components.
Lobbied by corporate candy and toy special interest's Santa increases Toy land Troops to 50,000 and the promotion of Yukon jack to General, he allies with the Abominable snow men.
With the assassination of King Moon Racer, Charlie in the box becomes commander in chief, the Misfit toys are now allies with the Gummy Bear Confederacy and the GO BOT nation. The Transformers have taken a neutral position on the war due to heavy loses with the Humans.
Due to the long fought out battle " MISSION COMPLETE" is now costing Santa politically and Jack Frost is leading in both the north and south poles and Toy land.
The citizens of toy land are suffering economically and unemployment is at an all time high. Sugar,candy,gumdrops, licorice prices are now out of most of toy land's citizens reach, due to candy rations for the troops, inflation and the market fluctuation of Monopoly Money .
Many damaged toys are returning home to find that their children owners have grown up and don't need them anymore, and do not qualify for stuffing, sewing or wood putty repairs.
There is an increase in the use of Imitation sugars and Cyclades "SIN THO" is now rampant in the streets. It is believed that the "LOLLY POP GUILD" is transporting shipments across the borders with the help of "Hei Kool Aid" Big Pappa sugarcane king.
We will bring you updates as they become available.
This is the Candy News Network.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: CAREERS IN THE S.A.C.The future is bright.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: CAREERS IN THE S.A.C.The future is bright.: That's right! Due to our corporate expansion we are in need of command structured personnel. Locations available are on the D.M.Z. from f...
CAREERS IN THE S.A.C.The future is bright.
Locations available are on the D.M.Z. from formally Manitoba Canada through, South Dakota, Kansas and parts of former Texas along the United States of the Americas borders.
This is for a 2 year contract as CENTURION CLASS CFC1.
Duties required but not limited too:
Crowd Contol nutrition centers
Clone Detention at New Alkatraz (former Cuba)
Reticulan UBE Detention Bio Hazard Labs
H20 storage facilities ( special clearace required from corporate H.Q. New Hong Kong, British Isles)
What we offer:
Food Rations Daily!
5 Litres of H2O
D1665 selected areas
No Lotto or partner selection
2 offspring of your choice!
DUO DUO!
If you have the capacity of command, we can build you and take you to the next level.
Membership brings privilage.
See your H.R. Recruiter on S.A.C. book today.
SINO-AMERI-CORP.
STRENGHT
DOMINANCE
ORDER
COPYRIGHT SINO-AMERI-CORP. 2021 all rights are the sole property of the SAC. this is fiction had it been real the future sucks.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Tips for you "DATELESS F@#KING JAIMERS." or it's n...
http://dadomatic.blogspot.com/2011/07/tips-for-you-dateless-fking-jaimers-or.html?spref=bl: " OK look around the room if you don't see the dateless guy,guess what it's you' you F.N. prat. but hold on to your biscuits,don't throw you..."
Tips for you "DATELESS F@#KING JAIMERS." or it's not like losing a set of car keys.
OK look around the room if you don't see the dateless guy,guess what it's you' you F.N. prat. but hold on to your biscuits,don't throw yourself under a bus just yet,(you'll have that someone special to do that for you later.) Here's a few tips to set you in the right direction.
GREAT LOOKS,LOADS OF MONEY,BIG HOUSE,BITCH'N RIDE,HUGE PENIS, oops this must be somebody else.
You ,you poor bastard ain't none of this,but with a little help she'll be sampling "sum yung guy."
Grooming: Chicks dig a guy who's fashionable,smells good,with nice hair, you can be as dumb as a fart,but if you can get this far you are on your way.
Be Funny: Chicks like a guy with a sense of humor,witty and charming, you are so screwed, all you got are farts, bad Darth Vader breathing noises, so just smile and look like a puppy.
Women need to be complimented,on a regular basis.This is a psychosomatic minefield. You go to dinner, If she says "I'll just have a little salad,what do you think." The correct answer is "you have wonderful taste in jewelry." this is the "SHINNY" principle, like jingling keys or having your cat chase a laser pointer, change the subject, you can't win. Remember " Booty trumps Honesty."
Confidence: Your (SOL) sh#t out of luck, so fake it. " Just like KFC you got that special sauce that stirs my curiosity."Do the Helen Keller.
Be a good Listener: This ones easy. Since your not gonna get a word in anyway.Clear your mind, your playing xbox360, in a happy place,you are in a zen state. Repeat these word as your mantra: " you don't say, thats right, uh huh, she didn't." As you improve they will become natural and your kung fu will be strong.
To you sir WELL PLAYED, WELL PLAYED. Her vagina looks like an ARBY'S roast beef sandwich go have lunch.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: YOU TOO! Can make that BIG MONEY! ......in a downw...
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: YOU TOO! Can make that BIG MONEY! ......in a downw...: "'Commander,someone for you at the door.' 'NO REALLY! Is that what that ding dong was.' 'uhh?' ' Good afternoon sir.I'm going door to door s..."
YOU TOO! Can make that BIG MONEY! ......in a downward spiraling slow train wreck,we have no money so we ate our pet economy.
"Commander,someone for you at the door.""NO REALLY! Is that what that ding dong was."
"uhh?"
"Good afternoon sir.I'm going door to door selling GRIT to earn extra money and win my choice of neat prizes."
"Can I put you down for a copy? HUH mister?"
"HHMMMMmmm... let me think.
let me think.
let...me...think
NO!"
"Who's that?" "A salesman." "He is very persuasive." "Do you think he may have Bio Matrix Algorithm's monthly." " THAT WOULD BE HOT!"
"OK do you have what these LA LA's want?"
"Your in LUCK! One COPY left!"
"super..." " super...duper..."
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: The Real " MISSION TO MARS" OR TRAILER PARKS TO TH...
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: The Real " MISSION TO MARS" OR TRAILER PARKS TO TH...: "This awesome photo is of the MARS HILL-COLONY,beautiful,serene,perfect. With our Technology we now have the ability to explore our universe...."
The Real " MISSION TO MARS" OR TRAILER PARKS TO THE COSMOS !!!!!
This awesome photo is of the MARS HILL-COLONY,beautiful,serene,perfect. With our Technology we now have the ability to explore our universe. and now to set foot on MARS. For the betterment of MANKIND!
MARS, 6 months later....."AWwwEE YEAH BOOooYY, WE'LL PURDY THAT PLACE UP IN NO TIME." OK kids everyone tell mars your sorry....."SORRY MARS."
Friday, February 11, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: AK47GV4G....The Showdown.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: AK47GV4G....The Showdown.: "AK-47-G=1...4-G=0 'For reliable speed and world wide coverage,choose AK-47-G.' and for the budget minded MAC-10-G .'can you hear me now..."
AK47GV4G....The Showdown.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Start your day off with a great breakfast!..SON OF...
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: Start your day off with a great breakfast!..SON OF...: "'I WANT IT MY WAY!' E.S.A.D.!' THIS AIN'T BURGER QUEEN."
Start your day off with a great breakfast!..SON OF A BITCH it's 10:30.
"I WANT IT MY WAY!" E.S.A.D.!" THIS AIN'T BURGER QUEEN.Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: LUCKY and his half bro. UNLUCKY.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: LUCKY and his half bro. UNLUCKY.: "' It's been an unlucky week.' 'you wanna punch this lil FU#K'R.' 'THERE STILL FOR KIDS.' 'Not so TUFF without a video crew.'"
LUCKY and his half bro. UNLUCKY.
" It's been an unlucky week." "you wanna punch this lil FU#K'R." "THERE STILL FOR KIDS." "Not so TUFF without a video crew."Thursday, January 27, 2011
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THOSE PESKY ANCHOR BABIES.
DaD O Matic's Twisted cartoons: THOSE PESKY ANCHOR BABIES.: "' this is the ROOT to all the problem's in AMERICA.' 'FERNER'S, godless, soulless, alien vile creatures.' 'DESTROYING the Econom..."
THOSE PESKY ANCHOR BABIES.
' this is the ROOT to all the problem's in AMERICA." "FERNER'S, godless, soulless, alien vile creatures." "DESTROYING the Economy, Taking our JOBS overseas, unemployment.""You belong to me Jamison."
"My name is Carlitos." It's so sad, it's twisted.
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